I was subject to the following conversation:
Chav: EMO! EMO!
Me (Rosencrantz): Excuse me?
Chav: Where's all your friends Emo?
Me: I think you will find referring to me as an Emo is a faulty syllogism. What you appear to have done is taken two unrelated pieces of information, possibly but not necessarily, the fact that I have a relatively long black coat and that I don't appear to be wearing a cap at a jaunty angle and reached the incorrect conclusion that I must be an Emo.
Chav (with a blank expression): What are you on drugs or something?
Me: No I'm on an education. Toodle pip.
