Things I love about University:
Having unlimited hot water, quite literally, on tap.
Not having to collect firewood for the wood-burner.
Not having to put up with WiFi that is so painfully slow I feel it would be quicker to attach a handwritten note to a snail than send an email.
So I suppose what I love most about University is being able to live in the Twenty-First Century.
- Rosencrantz
