1) Not being able to eat crisps in public because you're too worried your mouth would drown out a pneumatic drill
2) Writing a modest personal statement or CV because you don't want to seem boastful
3) Dealing with a queue-jumper by staring at the back of their head in the hope laser beams will shoot from your eyes
4) Realising you've walked into the wrong shop and being forced to browse for a bit anyway, to avoid the embarrassment of leaving
5) Not quite hearing someone's name at the first introduction and being forced to realise you can now never speak to them again
- Rosencrantz -
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