Awaiting Deportation...

"You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)
Time taken: 05 minutes 21 seconds"

Oops! How am I not British? I live in Britain and spend most of my time stood in a que and tutting. We need a new British Citizenship test, questions like:

1) If England football team enter a penalty shoot out, what will happen;
a) England will win
b) England will lose

2) Something is troubling you, what do you do?
a) Panic
b) Sort the problem
c) Don't worry about it and make a cup of tea

3) What is the first thing you think of when the word "bus" is mentioned?
a) Transportant
b) Pass
c) Late

- Guildenstern